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Tengrain

@Tengrain@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.6.0-nightly.2026-03-19

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal.

An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First).

You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @mockpaperscissors.com@mockpaperscissors.com

You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars.

"Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama

* Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · 2h ago

‘Papers, Please… ‘

...says the masked, armed thug at the airport as you get off the plane. Let’s be clear about this: This is an escalation from authoritarian regime, we do NOT greet visitors with the Gestapo at the airport. And know this, once we are used to the Gestapo at the airport checking arrivals, we will not be surprised when we have to show papers to leave.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/03/22/papers-please-5/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · 3h ago

What Could Go Wrong?

Bombs-Away! He’s a professional diplomat, dontcha know: I wouldn’t put anything on the table with this ketchup-throwing petulant baby in charge.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/03/22/what-could-go-wrong-17/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · 3h ago

Cadet Bone Spurs Strategery: Turn War Crimes Up To 11!

The element of surprise: Why it seems like it was only the other day that Vulgarmort was talking about Pearl Harbor with the Prime Minister of Japan. Oh, btw, that’s probably another war crime from the same source as above (No link to BirdChan): "For many people asking if such strikes would be considered a war crime, it depends. If strikes were carried out on power plants just because they are power plants and…

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/03/22/cadet-bone-spurs-strategery-turn-war-crimes-up-to-11/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · 4h ago

Here’s Some Stupid To Start Your Day

Is this an update to, “Destroy the Village To Save The Village”... ...or is it an update to Nineteen Eighty Four: War is Peace Slavery is Freedom Ignorance is Strength Escalation is Deescalation

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/03/22/heres-some-stupid-to-start-your-day-492/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · 17h ago

Great Memes, Cont.

At least The Orange 🤡’s pet is fixed and cannot reproduced.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/03/21/great-memes-cont-98/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · 18h ago

Welcome: FIFA Peace Prize Winner Prepares For World Cup Visitors From Every Nation!

My brain hurts: I swear to Dawg Almighty, I do not understand why FIFA isn’t already cutting their losses and pulling the World Cup out of the US and just having events in Canada and Mexico.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/03/21/fifa-peace-prize-winner-prepares-for-world-cup/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · 23h ago

Biff: Alway Gracious

I’m telling you... “Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people!” —Vulgarmort ...When Vulgarmort is gone, this country is going to have a 3-day hangover.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/03/21/biff-alway-gracious/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · 23h ago

#Caturday Palate Cleanser

I want to believe this is true: I think if I was writing it, it would be, “Here comes a Lion, OH MERDE!" (Direct link to Instagram Here) (Hat tip: Scissorhead M Davis)

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/03/21/caturday-palate-cleanser-52/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · 1d ago

Pravda-on-the-Potomac Is One Step Closer

The FCC wouldn’t care if every media channel merged into one: So essentially it will be Nexstar and Sinclair owning all broadcast. Check your own station and see who owns it; you might be surprised to learn that your local isn’t local any more. As long as I have been blogging, I’ve said that media ownership rules MUST be fixed, and now that demand is beyond reproach.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/03/21/pravda-on-the-potomac-is-one-step-closer/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · 1d ago

What a Coinky-Dink!

First, the market: Then the article: With casino empire gone, Trump family bets on prediction markets "With his Atlantic City casinos in duress in the 1990s, Donald Trump saw a potential lifeline in sports betting and aggressively campaigned to legalize it in New Jersey. But when state powerbrokers shut him down, Trump vowed that he’d eventually find a way to win."

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/03/21/what-a-coinky-dink-6/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · 1d ago

Here’s Some Stupid To Start Your Day

He really said this to the press? I'll put 5 Quatloos on “Or."

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/03/21/heres-some-stupid-to-start-your-day-491/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · 1d ago

Vivre La France! http://www.youtube.com/shorts/yEHPSgLgpDA http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/03/20/vivre-la-france/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · 1d ago

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Always gracious, Fat Nixon greets our allies as only he can: And then later: ...which certainly sounds like the equivalent of, “I didn’t wanna go to your party anyway,” as he runs home in tears.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/03/20/news-that-will-drive-you-to-drink-2440/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · 1d ago

Found it!

This is the full reaction from when Fat Nixon talked about Pearl Habor and nuking Japan to the Japanese Prime Minister:

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/03/20/found-it/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · 1d ago

Another Stunning Victory and Humble Brag for MPS and the Scissorheads

Someone else FINALLY said what we’ve been saying since 2016:

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/03/20/another-stunning-victory-for-mps-and-the-scissorheads/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · 1d ago

Open Tabs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCF_i-ot8mE http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/03/20/open-tabs-16/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · 1d ago

Midday Palate Cleanser

Wisconsin’s viral ‘Cat Napper’ is living every cat lover’s dream Retiree Terry Lauerman volunteers at Green Bay’s Safe Haven Pet Sanctuary, where he takes naps with the shelter’s special-needs cats At an animal shelter in Green Bay, a retired volunteer is living every cat lover’s — and nap lover’s — dream. For seven years, 82-year-old former Spanish teacher Terry Lauerman has been donating his time to Safe Haven Pet Sanctuary.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/03/20/midday-palate-cleanser-2730/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · Feb 27, 2026

Bad Products, Design, Jobs, and Ideas, Cont.

That was not a bite, and I’ve seen more passionate kisses to a grandmother than that brushin’ o’ the lips. That poor bastard has a bad fookin’ job and he’s bad at it, too. (Hat tip: Scissorhead M Davis)

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/02/26/great-endorsements-cont/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · Feb 27, 2026

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Readers from states of California, Colorado, Hawaii, Nevada, Oregon, Utah, Vermont, and Washington, pay attention to this story, as we are all sent mail-in ballots automatically: "The U.S. Postal Service began piloting a cost-cutting plan in 2023 to remove the machines that sort and postmark mail from local offices and instead consolidate mail processing in regional centers.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/02/26/news-that-will-drive-you-to-drink-2429/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · Feb 26, 2026

Midday Palate Cleanser

Now do it with a flaming baton! (True Fact: I would watch any parade with a capybara majorette leading it. ) (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/02/26/midday-palate-cleanser-2710/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · Feb 26, 2026

BirdChan News: 4th Reich Better Than Russian Bots At Propaganda

The Nazi Bar. An account on BirdChan with nearly 300,000 followers is being run by the same jamoke in charge of the White House’s rapid response account: "A popular right-wing account that called a video depicting Barack and Michelle Obama as apes "a masterpiece" appears to be run by a White House staffer, according to records reviewed by WIRED."

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/02/26/birdchan-news-4th-reich-better-than-russian-bots-at-propaganda/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · Feb 26, 2026

Fratsputin, er, Jared to the Rescue!

I know nothing about foreign policy, it’s not my wheelhouse as the kids say (do they still say that?), and neither does Jared Kushner. The Journos at NOTUS’ email thingie: "Final talks? U.S. negotiators Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner are set to meet with the Iranians in Geneva today for high-stakes talks. They are hoping to curb the country’s “nuclear ambitions” and find a diplomatic off-ramp to disbanding the massive armada now in…

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/02/26/fratsputin-er-jared-to-the-rescue/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · Feb 26, 2026

WTF Is It Now, Kansas?

Somewhere,Kansas Attorney General Kris Kobach is probably smiling: "Transgender Kansans are being informed on the eve of a new state law going into effect that their driver’s licenses will be considered invalid as of Thursday." “Please note that the Legislature did not include a grace period for updating credentials. That means that once the law is officially enacted, your current credentials will be invalid immediately, and you may be subject to…

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/02/26/wtf-is-it-now-kansas/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · Feb 26, 2026

Here’s Some Stupid to Start Your Day

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/02/26/heres-some-stupid-to-start-your-day-482/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · Feb 26, 2026

RIP, Roberta Flack http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCM7F2dB1nM http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/02/25/rip-roberta-flack/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · Feb 26, 2026

RE: @octothorpe@mastodon.online

Well, I’m shattered.

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · Feb 26, 2026

We live in the stupidest timeline in the Multiverse.

That is all.

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · Feb 26, 2026

Great Memes, Cont.

Stay to the end. (Direct Link to Instagram Here) (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/02/25/great-memes-cont-96/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · Feb 26, 2026

Billionaires

"They don't have to conspire," as Gay Talese once said of the rich, "because they all think alike" And thus another Epstein-Class monster gets his ass handed to him: Larry Summers will resign from teaching at Harvard during review of Epstein ties, university says Former U.S. Treasury Secretary Larry Summers will resign from teaching at Harvard University as the campus reviews his ties to the late convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, the university…

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/02/25/and-another-epstein-class-creep-walks-away/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · Feb 25, 2026

Building A Better Vocabulary

I know readers of this little pit stop on the information superhighway know the definition of fascism (and use it to describe the 4th Reich, correctly), but you might want to share this with your Reply-Guy friends on the Socials, when they come after you for daring call the Republicans fascists. And remember: (Hat tip: Scissorhead M Davis)

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/02/25/building-a-better-vocabulary-13/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · Feb 25, 2026

Midday Palate Cleanser

Crows are not jerks —well, they are, but they are cool jerks— so let’s watch them chase off a big jerk at a farm. And this is true: the entire murder of crows will go after a raptor, so the raptor usually say, “Eff it, I’ll order a pizza." There’s a lot we could learn from these jerk crows. (Looking at you, Blue Dogs.) (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/02/25/midday-palate-cleanser-2709/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · Feb 25, 2026

This will put a smile on your lips: https://www.texastribune.org/2026/02/25/texas-senate-poll-crockett-talarico-university-of-texas-paxton-cornyn-hunt-2026/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · Feb 24, 2026

Midday Palate Cleanser http://www.youtube.com/shorts/GLAFNNMW8C4 http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/02/24/midday-palate-cleanser-2708/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · Feb 24, 2026

Fashion Week http://www.youtube.com/shorts/0nGPMH2mzt8 http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/02/23/fashion-week/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · Feb 22, 2026
I’m going to be listening to The Professional Left Podcast starring @bluegal@newsie.social and @driftglass@mastodon.social and you should too! Available where’er you find Pods or here: http://professionalleft.blogspot.com Me listening to the #ProLeftPod, probably↓
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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · Feb 15, 2026
Well, That’s Embarrassing (Pam Bondi, Part Infinity) News That Will Drive You To Drink! Ursula, er, Pam Bondi was Floriduh Attorney General from 2011 to 2019, which is when Hair Füror’s BFF Jeffrey Epstein was still raping and trafficking women and children, and yet she never prosecuted him! So you see, US AG Bondi has been part of the Epstein cover up since forever. (And if that doesn’t drive you to drink, I don’t know what will.) (Direct Link to Instagram Here) http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/02/14/well-thats-embarrassing-pam-bondi-part-infinity/
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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · Feb 13, 2026

I feel seen:

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · Feb 09, 2026
An Olympic Moment We will never see anything like this kid again. From Axios morning email thingie: ⛸️ Worthy of your time: The Atlantic's Sally Jenkins writes (gift link) in a profile, "The Man Who Broke Physics," that Malinin represents an evolutionary leap in sport, on the order of magnitude of Simone Biles and Michael Phelps. Malinin's confidence would be insolent if his acrobatics weren't so astonishing. http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/02/09/an-olympic-moment/
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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · Jan 24, 2026
News That Will Drive You To Drink Happy Hour News The 4th Reich is worried about the optic and the big storm, and no, we are not making this up: Don’t say ‘Watch out for ice’: FEMA warned storm announcements could invite memes Homeland Security officials have urged disaster response staff at the Federal Emergency Management Agency to avoid using the word “ice” in public messaging about the massive winter storm barreling toward much of the United States, according to… http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/01/23/news-that-will-drive-you-to-drink-2415/
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